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4.9 Want to get laid?

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4.7 To Do List:

Watch this movie:

Thursday, February 26, 2009


So I've never really done one of these, but I thought--'hey, why not.'. Thanks to the screenshot button and a well-used hour and thirty minutes of my time, I'd like to bring you:


Incase you've never seen this movie before--'They Live' is a film starring Rowdy Roddy Piper, I'm just going to give you a quick overview on it so you can go out and buy/rent/download/imagine it and hopefully enjoy it just as much as I did.

So basically, the films main idea is a bunch of aliens are taking over the earth and are shooting propaghanda all over the place, but you can't see them because they have a big satellite or something blocking everyones vision so they can roam the streets doing whatever they want and looking like humans.

Roddy Piper finds some sunglasses that let you see the aliens and all their crap that they decide
to do, blah blah blah.

Then after shooting up a bank and running out of bubble gum and kicking ass, Roddy decides to fight a black guy because he won't put on the alien-x-ray-sunglasses becaue he thinks they look gay, but immediately befriends Roddy after getting a couple suplexes and they decide to go off shooting some more aliens--together.

After shooting some more aliens and infiltrating the alien base at the local news channel, they scare some people and find out that the satelite dish is on the roof of the building.

Roddy shoots some more machine guns, and then the black guy gets shot by some red hair lady.

But in the long run, Roddy takes out the satelite and kills that lady with the red hair for shooting his boyfriend. He then goes and gives the middle finger to the aliens and dies after saving the day.

Then the film cuts to the outcome of the aliens not having any cover and being in really funny situations (and you see boobs).

I'd like to give this movie 17 out of 10 stars. If you like Ex-WWE superstar actors, aliens, propaghanda, and alot of guns getting shot, then this is the movie for you!

The End

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Friday, January 23, 2009