Curb Your Nog.

5.0 GREEN APPLE SKATEBOARD SHOP

2009-05-15T19:31:00.001-07:00

4.9 Want to get laid?

2009-03-11T18:42:00.001-07:00

I've found the solution!

4.8 No big deal..!

2009-03-01T14:06:00.001-08:00

4.7 To Do List:

2009-02-27T15:36:00.001-08:00

Watch this movie:

4.6 CURB YOUR NOG MASTERPIECE THEATER!! SPOILER WARNING!

2009-02-26T22:59:00.001-08:00

So I've never really done one of these, but I thought--'hey, why not.'. Thanks to the screenshot button and a well-used hour and thirty minutes of my time, I'd like to bring you:

CURB YOUR NOG MASTERPIECE THEATRE for.. "They Live".

Incase you've never seen this movie before--'They Live' is a film starring Rowdy Roddy Piper, I'm just going to give you a quick overview on it so you can go out and buy/rent/download/imagine it and hopefully enjoy it just as much as I did.

So basically, the films main idea is a bunch of aliens are taking over the earth and are shooting propaghanda all over the place, but you can't see them because they have a big satellite or something blocking everyones vision so they can roam the streets doing whatever they want and looking like humans.

Roddy Piper finds some sunglasses that let you see the aliens and all their crap that they decide
to do, blah blah blah.

Then after shooting up a bank and running out of bubble gum and kicking ass, Roddy decides to fight a black guy because he won't put on the alien-x-ray-sunglasses becaue he thinks they look gay, but immediately befriends Roddy after getting a couple suplexes and they decide to go off shooting some more aliens--together.

After shooting some more aliens and infiltrating the alien base at the local news channel, they scare some people and find out that the satelite dish is on the roof of the building.

Roddy shoots some more machine guns, and then the black guy gets shot by some red hair lady.

But in the long run, Roddy takes out the satelite and kills that lady with the red hair for shooting his boyfriend. He then goes and gives the middle finger to the aliens and dies after saving the day.

Then the film cuts to the outcome of the aliens not having any cover and being in really funny situations (and you see boobs).

I'd like to give this movie 17 out of 10 stars. If you like Ex-WWE superstar actors, aliens, propaghanda, and alot of guns getting shot, then this is the movie for you!

The End

4.5 Vancouver Advice

2009-02-03T00:25:00.001-08:00

4.4

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4.3 Amerrrica--fuck yeah!

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4.2 Five Dollars.

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4.1 Thanks Elvis.

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4.0 Live it.

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3.9 Pretty Self Explanatory

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3.8 I got dogs.

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3.7 CUUUUUUUUU-UUUUUUUTE!

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ALL PUPPIES! ALL THE TIME! 24/7! LIVE!

3.6 I just wanted to say, I miss you.. I need you.. I love you..

2008-11-06T12:23:00.000-08:00

3.5 Do the Mario!

2008-11-01T22:10:00.000-07:00

This is pretty insane. Sorry if this offends you.

A clickity clickity click!

Click "Watch this Movie".

3.4 Dickie Nurmi Presents:

2008-10-29T02:00:00.000-07:00

Warning: Your head might explode if you watch this:

3.3 Fat Lip

2008-10-27T22:45:00.001-07:00

Thanks Evan.

3.2 Or Die Trying

2008-10-27T16:15:00.001-07:00

3.1 TRACE YOUR PHONE!?

2008-10-25T15:58:00.000-07:00

The internet is really out to get me.

http://www.phonetrace.org/

3.0 Thanks, Craig.

2008-10-22T02:17:00.001-07:00

Whoever thought you could find every album and dvd you ever wanted all in one ad!

2.9 Needles.

2008-10-21T12:06:00.000-07:00

2.8 Ever thought about takin' drugs?

2008-10-21T11:57:00.000-07:00

2.7 Skate or Die?

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2.6 BEER

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2.5 I <3 WINNIPEG

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2.4 Keep your shit on ice.

2008-10-15T13:40:00.001-07:00

Beautiful British Columbia.

2.3 What happens when your pal becomes a professional skateboarder.

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They get pretty syched.

Bro's stand around and give the finger a bunch.

Children's dreams are crushed by Mike Vince.

And then you get home and some crack head staying in Lucky Room next door tossed their shit out the window in front of your door?

2.2 When life kicks you in the dick a bunch of times...

2008-09-24T11:17:00.001-07:00

You give the government and some asshole with a tow truck $140?

There's a good 2-3 times a year which usually last for about 2-4 days where life will continuously kick my dick off.

Last week was one of these times.

2.1 How To Properly Tandem Lock up Your Bicycle

2008-09-17T16:29:00.001-07:00

2.0 Dog Wars / Laser Eyes

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1.9

2008-07-31T12:32:00.000-07:00

How to win the lottery?

1.8

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1.7

2008-07-29T13:14:00.000-07:00

Fuck. Kind of?

1.6

2008-07-12T23:24:00.001-07:00

Winnipeg is actually the greatest place in the world. I'm leaving to go back to Vancouver tomorrow and am actually really bummed.

Here are some photo's from the last few days and reasons why I'm going to miss this joint lots till I can get back here again.

Good fishing times with the guy after this photo.

Sky lines that don't have 50 story buildings or mountains blocking your view.

Cold beer and wine stores with 6.75$ 6 packs that are open till 2:30am that also have a good alley with a bench in it right beside them that attract good bro's.

The Ultimate Feast from Red Lobster with 3 other huge bro's whose names all end in il.

Will.

Phil / Bill

Red Lobster Domes.

The greatest place in the world.

Some how going to Hell Boy 2 after Red Lobster / Fox and Hounds and huge batman popcorn buckets that double as cap's and drinks that don't let you make it all the way through a movie all in the same day?

Deciding to go to Red Lobster 2 days in a row.

And ordering the exact same thing as everytime you go there.

And seeing this guy! Number 1!

Shit bros. See you soon ?

1.5

2008-07-07T10:47:00.000-07:00

Here is some more Winnipeg-ing.

Brady Barf is my room mate and friend in Vancouver. He's in Winnipeg right now trying to start a career in diamond mining and has no dink and only half a ball. But I love him alot.

Here are some photos of things that are real cool.

Brady Barfs, Sitting in Barfs, and Plastic Bottle Beers

Chap Sticks and Marky B's

Totally getting your club on

Middle Fingers and Moustaches

Dink Smuggling devices

Igby Dogs

Alright. Now, this is my pal Will.

Here are some photo's of him and his new bicycle.

Spagett? Spagett!

1.4

2008-07-05T12:11:00.000-07:00

Winnipeg. Now I don't want this to turn into one of those 'this is what i did today' blogs... and it won't be!.. but.. this is what I've been up to since I've got to Winnipeg/Photo's I've remembered to take before having too much fun and forgetting I had a camera on me..:

Marky B

Dudes who rule.

Kraft Dinner on Knees

Big sticks

Funny things

Boarder Pros

Christopher Saniuk

Rolling in a hoopty

and more Chris Saniuk.

1.3

2008-06-10T17:15:00.001-07:00

Want your own? This guy's selling them at door crashing prices!

1.2

2008-06-07T18:19:00.000-07:00

My friend James showed me this website today. If I could get one thing for my birthday, christmas, or 'super duper job' this year. It would be this.

This is an example of what you can get.

1.1

2008-06-05T17:43:00.000-07:00

Incase anyone has this problem. I've found the answer!

1.0

2008-06-05T11:43:00.000-07:00

In case anyone was wondering. This is what I've been up to since I moved to Vancouver.:

Spock'd a buck.

Found Big Foot

Met Brady's dad.

Took a funny photo of a sign.

Tapped a completely flat keg of Coors Light into milk jugs.

Tucked my friend Skyler into bed.

Found out they serve Ho-ho's spicy deep fried shrimp at Funky Winker Bean's mens' washroom.

Saw the Kraken.

Caught crabs.

Won the prize.

Stay posted. This is going to get updated pretty frequently with photo's that I have taken.